| An airplane was about
to crash, and there were five passengers left, but only
four parachutes. The first passenger, Bill Clinton said, I am president of the United States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower. So he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the airplane. The second passenger, said, I'm Antoine Walker, one of the best players in the N.B.A. the Boston Celtics need me, so I can't afford to die. So he takes the second parachute and leaves the plane. The third passenger, Hilary Clinton, said I am the wife of the president of the United States, and soon to be New York senator, and I am the smartest woman in the world. So she takes the third parachute and exits the plane. The fourth passenger, an old man, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 yr. old Boy Scout, I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. The Boy Scout said, It's o.k. there's a parachute left for you. The worlds smartest woman just took my backpack. |
This article was submitted by Dan Sanders.
FUNNY!!!!